Ah to be in sweatpants all day. But we all know that in a business environment that just won’t work. Why should we boomers suffer from the constant pinching of a waistband that is too small? And although too small…dammit we’re not buying bigger. We’ve been a size 10 our whole lives and there is just no way we’re going for a size 12. So we suffer. Not silently of course. After all, we’re broads. Quiet we’re not. But still we suffer.
Join us on our campaign to bring the elastic waistband into high fashion. Why not? Who sees the waistband anyway? We haven’t tucked something in for two decades. And our breasts are drooping so much at this point, they cover it anyway. So let’s band together on an Elastic Waistband Crusade. Don’t know if it warrants writing your congressman, but someone get Ralph Lauren on the line…
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